MeowseleyTurning Cats into Facts

May
30thNew Contender: Bob

Name : Bob (Identity confirmed)

1. Agility – 8/10
   • Bob can shift, he’s like a cat. Not one for jumping over fences but if he sees another cat or some rubbish he’s straight in there.
2. Health & Vitality – 8/10
   • Bob looks healthy enough but it is difficult to tell as he doesn’t really let anyone get that close to him. The benefit of the doubt gives him a decent score.
3. Home invasion – 2/10
   • Bob is not a cat that is going to come round and see you. He likes sleeping under cars. That’s his thing.
4. Meow – 6/10
   • Not the best meow in the world but it works and you can’t really say fairer than that.
5. Fighting Ability – 10/10
   • This cat is nails. No really he is. I wouldn’t want to fight him and I doubt all the other cats want to either.
6. Overall cuteness – 4/10
   • He’s not cute. He just isn’t. He looks like he doesn’t like anyone and doesn’t really want anyone to like him. Fair enough.
7. Friendliness – 2/10
   • We’re pretty sure that Bob is a very friendly cat once you get to know him. We don’t know him and think that given half a chance he would try and eat us.
8. Dignity – 4/10
   • It’s difficult to have dignity if you eat rubbish. It doesn’t look good and it doesn’t taste good. Bob might want to think about this
9. Intelligence – 4/10
   • We know we are coming back to the rubbish thing again but it certainly doesn’t make you think he is clever.
10. Remaining lives – 8/10
    • We know this cat has learned to fight and we’re pretty sure he didn’t learn this in Moseley. Those tasty moves could only have come from prison or the military. We know they don’t let cats in the military so it must have been prison. Anyway he’s lead a life that has taught him a thing or two and we reckon he has cheated death.

Summary: 56%

Not a brilliant score for Bob but a lot of it comes down to his mean personality.

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