MeowseleyTurning Cats into Facts

Feb
6thNew Contender: Jeff

Name: Name: Jeff (Identity confirmed)

1. Agility – 8/10
   • Jeff is a bit of a feisty lady. We know what you’re thinking, lady? Yes, apparently she is named after Jeff Bridges, we cannot conceive of any reason why you would want to name a cat after Jeff Bridges. But we digress, apparently if locked up Jeff likes to leg it up the curtains and generally trash the place. You’d need a fair bit of a agility to climb up curtains.
2. Health & Vitality – 7/10
   • She looks fairly healthy. She’s got a shiny coat and nice eyes. The main thing that stands out is her absolutely massive head. If they made hats for cats then you wouldn’t be able to get one for Jeff because her head is too large. We think a big head is a sign of being healthy. Though we’re not sure why.
3. Home invasion – 5/10
   • Jeff likes to get out and about and has been described as “a bit feral”. We know she doesn’t like being kept in her own house but does that mean she goes to see other people? Based on little or no information we think she doesn’t. We think she spends most of her time outside sitting under a bush eating grass.
4. Meow – 3/10
   • There is an element of guessing in this score but we don’t think Jeff has a very good meow. We’re willing to be corrected on this.
5. Fighting Ability – 7/10
   • Jeff is like an untamed beast that has been very much tamed. She has a touch of the wild but is still at home in polite company. We do not have a comprehensive list of the small animals she eats.
6. Overall cuteness – 8/10
   • Leaving her massive noggin aside she’s a nice cute cat.
7. Friendliness – 3/10
   • Jeff will only be stroked on her terms. It’s not friendly but at least she lets people touch her every now and then. She’s not the sort of cat that’s going to wave her legs in the air begging for attention. She does like to follow her human friends around like a lamb. We don’t really know whether this is a good thing or not as we’re not completely sure if lambs would follow you around in a friendly way.
8. Dignity – 6/10
   • She’s not the sort of cat that’s going to wave her legs in the air begging for attention.
9. Intelligence – 6/10
   • Jeff learnt quite quickly that she gets her own way through wanton destruction. This is good. She can clearly hatch a plan.
10. Remaining lives – 7/10
    • Jeff’s start in life was a true tale of woe. She was found abandoned with her siblings next to her dead mother. This is usually the way that serial killers start and it is a testament to her balanced nature that she’s turned out alright. Well, she made it through the first bit so let’s hope she sticks around for a bit longer.

Summary: 60%

Sorry but we’ve to say it again, look at the size of her head. That’s not right is it? Anyway 60%, a good score.

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